I stole this from because is so funny
1.- Pick some friends
2.- Then go to his website: blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/…
3.- Type in the username of your friend and choose the gender, then click 'random fact'
4.- Copy what comes up and paste it in this journal.
5. Continue this for the rest of your list.
6. Have fun! and tag as many people as you want!
got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad doesn't believe in magic.
sleeps with a night light. Not because Neru is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then turned that wine into beer.
puts her pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then she kills people.
After returning from World War 2 unscathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by with a handshake. The rest is history.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call a giant meteor.
grinds her coffee with her teeth and boils the water with her own rage.
It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
can touch MC Hammer.
Ghosts are actually caused by killing people faster than Death can process them.
doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
cannot predict the future; the future just better do what says.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of 's first visit to Tokyo.
counted to infinity - twice.
once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
Yes, you can steal this XDDD
It's just so derp xDDDDDDD