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I Stole Something Derp

Journal Entry: Wed Dec 4, 2013, 3:57 PM

I stole this from :iconpoet-of-all-art: because is so funny :XD:

1.- Pick some friends
2.- Then go to his website: blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/…
3.- Type in the username of your friend and choose the gender, then click 'random fact'
4.- 
Copy what comes up and paste it in this journal.
5. Continue this for the rest of your list.
6. Have fun! and tag as many people as you want! 

:iconmrcookiiie: got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad :iconchaoticpuppetmaster: doesn't believe in magic.

:icontsclonix: sleeps with a night light. Not because Neru is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of :icontsclonix:

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then :iconsonicatron: turned that wine into beer.

:iconpocketchocolate: puts her pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then she kills people.

After returning from World War 2 unscathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by :iconummuvonnadia: with a handshake. The rest is history.

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call :iconpoet-of-all-art: a giant meteor.

:iconpncke: grinds her coffee with her teeth and boils the water with her own rage.

It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. :iconkiracreator21: can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

:iconcricricri13: can touch MC Hammer.

Ghosts are actually caused by :icondragon209816: killing people faster than Death can process them.

:iconmrcoldflame901: doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

:iconemthesmall: cannot predict the future; the future just better do what :iconemthesmall: says.

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of :iconghostfacenikol: 's first visit to Tokyo.

:iconmuslill: counted to infinity - twice.

:iconghoulic: once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

:iconxxfree-the-catxx: was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

Yes, you can steal this XDDD
It's just so derp xDDDDDDD



  • Mood: Lmao
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:iconummuvonnadia:
UmmuVonNadia Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Oh yeah bebeh
I am historical XD
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:iconcricricri13:
cricricri13 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013  Student Writer
XD yay Can touch this tarararaaaa XD I have to make one of those XD
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:iconkiracreator21:
KiraCreator21 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AAAWWWWW YISSSS 

navegacion ultramarina en cajas de carton PA GANAAAR
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:iconpocketchocolate:
PocketChocolate Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
FIRST, PANTS
-puts pants on-
NOW
KILL EVERYONE
MUUHAHAHAHAHA
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:iconblazexdx:
Blazexdx Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
But dont kill me <333
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:iconpocketchocolate:
PocketChocolate Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'll kill only bad people
like Death Note
:XD:
Quick, hand me a death note
and a shinigami

I'm derping again, whatever :XD:
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:iconkatsumitakara:
KatsumiTakara Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*hands you death note*

Here. I don't think Light has much use for this anymore.

*gives you Ryuk*

*slides back into the shadows*
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:iconpocketchocolate:
PocketChocolate Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
muhahaha
MUHAHAHAHA

you did the wrong thing
-grabs Ryuk and an apple-
-runs away-
-starts writing names-
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:iconkatsumitakara:
KatsumiTakara Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well

You dont know my name

except my username


or my face


except my icon



well, shit.
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:iconmuslill:
Muslill Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
XDDD ll~ XD

amfg im one master blaze's friend ;w; *Happy spazz*
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:iconblazexdx:
Blazexdx Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
asldkad I find you cute c:
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:iconmuslill:
Muslill Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
asdfgh thanks ;w;
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:icontsclonix:
TSCLonix Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013
Lolazo xDDD


La oscuridad me la pela. (?)
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:iconblazexdx:
Blazexdx Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Te la paseas(?
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:iconemthesmall:
emthesmall Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013
omg xDDDD, so many lols xDDDDDD

and yes, the future dose what i say, LOL xD
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:iconghostfacenikol:
GhostfaceNikol Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
xDD pff
wow
let me just imagine..."Bugzilla" xDD
emg I would bring into the home one big buggeh
and for sure into school < v > (hewillhalpmewithgeographyaskocicdh)

NEED.TO.STEAL.DISSSSSS
:iconderpplz:
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:iconblazexdx:
Blazexdx Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
kasjdlaskdj bugs everywhere XD
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:iconghostfacenikol:
GhostfaceNikol Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yus
I saw few on ypur shoulder.emg.they wear pink dresses emgemgemg
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:iconghoulic:
Ghoulic Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Amg wat :XD:
//dies of laughter
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:icondragon209816:
Dragon209816 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013
But I haven't killed anyone in a while...
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:iconpncke:
pncke Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013
:XD:
I SOUND LIKE AN ANGRY SON OF A BITCH

i'll end up doing this
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:iconblazexdx:
Blazexdx Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
akldsjalskjd coffee is serious business XDDD
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:iconchaoticpuppetmaster:
ChaoticPuppetMaster Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Student Digital Artist
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF XDDDDDDDD 
Don't ya believe in magic~?!
Me: NO! 
XDDDDDDD
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:iconblazexdx:
Blazexdx Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
kaldjlajsd you believe in yaoi xD
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:iconchaoticpuppetmaster:
ChaoticPuppetMaster Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Student Digital Artist
OH OH H*LLZ YEA I DO!!!!! XDDDDDDDDD Only de yaoi magic~ eUe
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:iconmrcookiiie:
MrCookiiie Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOOOOL XDD
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:iconblazexdx:
Blazexdx Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Es gracioso porque tienes 16... aos XD
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:iconmrcookiiie:
MrCookiiie Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
si XDD
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:iconxxfree-the-catxx:
XxFree-the-catxX Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Holy crap I was in a knife fight and won whoooooo!
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:iconblazexdx:
Blazexdx Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes you did XDDD
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:iconxxfree-the-catxx:
XxFree-the-catxX Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
X3!!
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:iconsonicatron:
Sonicatron Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Student Digital Artist
aawwweeee yesss ita booze time
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:icondemonfoxmaster:
DemonfoxMaster Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Aren't I a friend of yours? :(
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:iconblazexdx:
Blazexdx Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
and do you think I'm going to put all of them?
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:icondemonfoxmaster:
DemonfoxMaster Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Heh...my bad, just watched "Sharknado" and my mind has been trying to process but...it hasn't. :(
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